In case you are worried about the nutritional value of your canned meat, the label assures you that the contents contain 100% daily value of magic, rainbows, giggles and sunshine, among other things. (Click to see a larger version.)
When you open the tin, you notice that perhaps the meat isn't as thoroughly processed as you might have hoped. But that means it's fresher, right?
Besides, ALL the parts are there. Now that's quality.
Mmmm. And don't worry, the nuns at Radiant Farms give their elderly unicorns the best possible life before humanely escorting them to their next stage of usefulness.
